She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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