I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
So vagazzling was a success
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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