3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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