We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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