i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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