the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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