Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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