we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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