new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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