I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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