this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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