Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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