Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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