kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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