I don't usually arrange sex via text message
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Your cock deserves a montage
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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