Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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