she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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