You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Bring me that man meat
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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