This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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