It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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