im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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