Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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