i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
either way he was missing a nipple.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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