Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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