please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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