hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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