I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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