Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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