hell yes lets make some ravioli
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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