what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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