Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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