I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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