ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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