Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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