He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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