But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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