i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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