in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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