At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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