Someone shit on the floor
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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