Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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