my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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