How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Let's paint friendship bongs
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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