you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Randomize