Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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