why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Randomize
