he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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