i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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