Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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