Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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