I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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