I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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