he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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